A Children’s Book for Grown-Ups
Everyone Has Opinions
About Your Wedding
by Matt Headley

The Weddingplex loomed on the edge of the town,
with its taffeta towers and tulle tumbling down.
And somewhere inside in a room full of things,
two people were planning their planning of rings.
They'd chosen their flowers. They'd chosen their hall.
They'd chosen the napkins (the hardest of all).
They thought they were done. They thought they were through.
They were not.
Oh, they were not.
Not even close to through.
A satirical picture book for adults. No children were consulted.














